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Two friends and I were at a mall late at night, eating hot dogs while sitting on the sidewalk looking at the parking lot. Suddenly, gang members arrived in a food truck, got out of the truck, and added ketchup and mustard to our hot dogs. They requested to be paid $4. I paid with $10 and got change. The police arrived, and told everyone to leave. The cop told everyone to put their hands on their head. I had one hand on my head, while my other hand was being used to put stuff in my pocket. My friends and I got the brilliant idea to run. We got in an old Oldsmobile and took off, escaping everything and getting home.
It turns out the gang was running a money laundering and counterfeiting operation. The counterfeiting was poor quality, too, since two of the $1 bills I got as change had two backsides, no front sides.
There really isn't a point to this post, I just thought it was weird.
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Cocaine is a helluva drug
![]() 08/30/2015 at 04:42 |
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Your life is an episode of Better Call Saul.
![]() 08/30/2015 at 04:55 |
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$4 for ketchup and mustard? Also, do you lucid dream? Because literally every dream I have is lucid and it’s amazing.
![]() 08/30/2015 at 06:39 |
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That is one crazy dream, but any excuse to post an Oldsmobile is a good one :)
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![]() 08/30/2015 at 12:16 |
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It’s like a new take on homeless windshield washer guys cleaning first and asking for money second.
![]() 08/30/2015 at 13:32 |
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I may have had something to do with all the Oldsmobile on Oppo lately.
![]() 08/31/2015 at 22:10 |
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Did somebody say Oldsmobile?
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Did someone say Oldsmobile?
(used to be mine. Shouldn’t have sold her.)
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I saw a beaut yesterday for ya.
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I’ve always loved the late ‘70s Delta 88... There was a brown ‘77 for $400, around the time I was 15 and I’m still kicking myself for not buying it, 10 years later.